Saturday! Jacksonville

Links:
God Harvest - http://www.facebook.com/godharvest
Rhythm Of Fear - http://www.facebook.com/rhythmoffear
Nisroch - http://www.facebook.com/nisrochfl

- Promotion Harvest

Shows

We have 2 shows coming up this year. Then who the fuck knows.

11/10/2012
Jacksonville-
GOD HARVEST
RHYTHM OF FEAR
NISROCH

12/15/2012
Miami-
PIG DESTROYER
MARUTA
GOD HARVEST
PRIAPUS
IMPLOSIVE DISGORGENCE










Also, our friend/promoter in Miami made us make a Facebook page. Facebook went public, so that means we can too. Look us up.

- Net Worth Harvest

Shows

11/10/12 Out of town show! Sick bands should be great.

EDITED: WE ARE NO LONGER PLAYING THE COVER SHOW. 

- ZomBEEZ Harvest

Stolen Gear in Philly- PLEASE FORWARD THIS!!!

Friends of ours have had problems with their gear becoming someone else's. Please do us/them a favor and spread the word.

Thanks,
Robbery Harvest

Show, Shipping Cost Change, Vacation Recap

We're playing a rockin' house show that I'm going to call our official record release party for the time being so I don't have to pretend to care enough to book our own release show. We will have plenty of 7"es for locals. As for the rest of you, that's what you get for not living in a state that was constructed by the perverted hands of God to be in the shape of a flaccid penis.

Probably from California

The 7" split is out now. ORDER (not the band). Also, I dropped the domestic shipping from $4 to $2.50. Sorry it was so high at first. It was the least punk thing I've done in a while. It's great to be back. 


Last month I went to California. Mainly to try and track down Lemmy, but instead found Andy Dick. I was very tempted to ask Mr. Dick if the "rumors of him being straight were true". Then I realized it'd be better to ignore his existence and career. I saw Mount Baldy, some poor people in the slums of LA and bought several records at Headdline Records on Melrose Ave for distro. If you're in that area pick them up and make us awesome.


- Punk Salvation Harvest

ORDER!!! Cogs and Sprockets / God Harvest Split 7"

The splits are finally in!!! Just before our show tomorrow night. You should come. It'll be whatever.

Order Black

Order Cum Color

Tack Head Records

-Consumer Harvest

Locals Only Show, and Cliff

Go to this. If you want to. I'd like it if you did.

A couple of days ago, as usual, I was at work. I ran into one of the "Countryside Characters" as I call them. Let me introduce you to my new buddy Cliff. Cliff can only be described by what he wears. I have never seen this guys face, nor any part of his body except his left hand and forearm that he leaves exposed. The rest of him is covered in dingy jeans, old ass boots, a ragged-ass solid white, stained by saliva marks and random food, 4XL long sleeve turtle neck jersey tee, and a filthy, all white painters hat pulled down over his face like Jay-Z. Represent. He has long, thrasher hair that he pulls forward to hide his mangled face. Also to hide his face, he bites onto the turtle neck to get coverage of his neck leaving a brown mouth stain on the top. Until recently I hadn't any idea why he dressed like this until I found out he is covering up massively mutilated burns over a majority of his body. That being said, he also has a bum leg that makes him limp and look immensely terrifying. 

He has a 7 year old daughter who he was shopping for so I started helping him out around the store to find a good shoe for her. He started dropping little hints of his faith by saying things like "I like this shoe, but it is depressed and has too much black on it." and "Do you have any shoes with rainbows on them that aren't made by Osiris? That brand is blasphemous." Of course I took the bait and got into a long 2 and a half hour discussion about my lack of faith in God. He started trying to appeal to me by saying stuff about like "I used to be just like you. I used to get my philosophy from bands like Slayer, and  I loved going fast in my car, and following the Devil's message, and being a sinner..." I decided to take train ride out of boredom. I proposed to him the irony of the brand Osiris, although a blasphemous name, them making the rainbow shoes that he kept picking out and saying that they were bright and positive looking. I asked if he could over look this detail and get the shoes for his daughters taste. He then retorted with "Let's say Satan, himself, made a cell phone. Let's say that it were amazing in every way, and the phone did everything you wanted, but you had to sell your soul to get it. Would you represent Satan just to get this phone?" I replied with "I've never met Satan, and I'm not sure if I believe all the rumors." I was kidding of course and he chuckled and restated the question.

At this point I pretty much knew I was in for more treats and this took me deeper into his explanation and theories of the origin of life. Getting deeper and deeper he also stated (after some more prodding) that one of his life goals was to bang fifty Asians in a huge orgy. "They're beautiful girls" he said calmly and collected. Just shortly before this statement an Asian woman customer came through the store. She didn't see anything and left. As she was leaving he turned to watch her leave and grunted to himself. Didn't make sense until that last comment was made. 

In the end, we had a robust discussion, and I told Cliff that I would think upon his stories and intrigue and "proof of the existence of God". I told him that next time he came in we're only going to talk of metal and things that make heads go bang in the night. I met an incredibly weird guy, but he was nice. I hope he comes back for more ridiculous banter that I can share. The closure of our conversation came when I told him I couldn't take anymore brain matters and I needed to continue cleaning the bathroom. It was filthy. 

- Cliff Harvest

Post-Shows, Pre-Orders, Rape Cats, and Gateway Colors

Here is the link to the pre-orders for the split with Cogs and Sprockets out on my (Austin's)  label, Tack Head.

Blog: http://tackheadrecords.blogspot.com
Store: http://tackhead.bigcartel.com/
Download: A Side: God Harvest Mediafire

The shows this weekend were definitely fun, and highly anticipated. We hadn't played in a long time so it was great to be out and about. The last time we played with Phobia was our first show over a year ago, and they're still disgustingly tight. Did you know that their bassist is Scottish? I didn't. That pretty much makes him a delinquent. Thanks to Roger at Speedfreak for putting us on the Miami show. Little Haiti is terrifying.

On a quick side note, something that is a bit of a "problem" for  GH is that we never have had pictures taken. Here is a link to some if you're interested. This one was my favorite.

Did you have a question, Mother Fucker?

In other news. making quite the impression at the show on Saturday was  Rape Cat, an Anti-Rape Face Attack Tool. It pretty much is the best idea for not getting raped. Look into it.


- White & Green Harvest

Split Insert Preview

Here is a treat for your eyes. The insert for the 7 inches just came in so I thought I'd give a little sneak peak of them because I'm a cock tease. Hold it against me...

- Pleasure Harvest

Weekend of Shows

Saturday

Friday