10/21/2011

Halloween Black Sabbath cover set @ The Orpheum

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CANCELLED!!!

CANCELLED!!!
- Wow what a line up (sarcasm) Harvest

10/18/2011

Patrick Wilson, stories of sadness, show recap and what they all have in common

     Saturday, at FUBAR was fun. It was a normal night in Pinellas County, FL. As I drove out to the show I ran into a crowd of about 15 black dudes kicking the fuck out of each other in the middle of Central Avenue, then at the show I over heard stories of the hardships of detox and addiction from strangers talking around me. Who get's addicted to ludes anyways? I thought only girls did...The real fun came later, but first I'd like to thank Aaron of FLYING SNAKES (the only band on the show that I could pronounce the name of). Not for putting on the show per say, but informing us of a certain celebrity that knows how to party harder than any other. I'm talking of course about actor, Patrick Wilson.

     Apparently this dude was coming out of a bar while we were playing. Aaron noticed him when he popped out of his under-sized limousine that night to walk into a bar/venue that was two doors down from FUBAR, the bar we were playing that. Aaron was setting up drums out in front of the venue, when he noticed the parked limo across the street re-park in front of the other bar. He said a stocky little bouncer popped out of the limo and waddled over to the entrance to hold the door for an apparently drunker Mr. Wilson. Patrick (first name basis) came out of the door way of the bar only to hear us as we were on stage at this point and about midway through our set. He turned towards the "loud sounds of anguish (GOD HARVEST live)" only to contort his face in what Aaron thought was disgust, but to his surprise (but not mine), it turned into a set of mini-moshing, flailing an arm or two, and a look of "FUCK YEAH!" on his weird celebrity face as he walked to his limousine and got in pseudo headbanging.



-Hollywood Harvest



10/05/2011

Friends

Listen to our lil friends in Rotting Palms. They do so well for a bunch of children. So well. Link

- Acquaintance Harvest

9/25/2011

Shows/ Basing


- October 15th @ Fubar w/ Sumo Szyslak, The Proselyte, Flying Snakes

- November 4th @ The Orpheum Halloween cover show God Harvest as Black Sabbath. Suck on that.

First off I'd like to state that Despise You and Magrudergrind were fuckin' stellar to play with. Geriatric hardcore rules. Second, I met a young man at the show who was into us. He expressed his interest in us, and mentioned that he wanted to buy a shirt. I showed him his selection of our two designs and his jaw dropped out of surprise of the "coke baby" design. He says excitedly pointing at it "That one, dude! No way! That's fuckin' awesome, bro!". Just after that he asks me if I "smoke". I say, "No, but a couple of the members do." and direct him in their direction. He interjects, "No, not weed. Do you base?". Confused at his question I reply with a long "uhhhh?". He clarifies with the classic "Free base. Do any of you guys base?". I reply with an astonished "Oh, not that I know of. Our guys are more into the "psychedelics" if anything. Thanks though." He shrugs, and walks away to show his girlfriend the prize t-shirt. We win. Our fans are better than yours.


- Base Harvest

9/13/2011

Despise You/Magrudergrind show, Digital comp.

2 things:

1. Tom Stevens, of Mosh Potatoes fame recently put out a digital comp featuring some new and heavy hitting FL bands including us and some friends. Want the weirdness? Link.

2. Come out and hit someone less important than yourself. Get there early to make sure the violence starts with you, not without.
$8, 8PM Doors
- Magrudergrind
- Despise You
- No Qualms
- Cell Graft
- Headless Dogs

- Information Harvest

8/17/2011

3-5, split update, recording, tapes

First, I'd like to say that this update is a much more positive update than the last. Cogs and Sprockets, a one man grind band out of NV, will be sharing a disgustingly heavy side of a split with us in the near future. We are pumped, and will be going into to record soon (maybe next month or a little later). It will probably be titled "One Man is Heavier Than All 5 of Us".

The first run of tapes are SOLD OUT. Repress probably won't happen, at least for a while, but the split is on its way.

Within the last 2 weeks we had our practice space broken into, and stuff stolen. A couple amps and guitars. Well, I'm a glad to say that we found the douche AND got all of our stuff back. The equipment we play is (not to brag) on a level. Meaning, it is a good quality. This dude grabbed some of the better stuff we play (I don't play good stuff, so he didn't touch mine (I win (and lose)). We thought for sure it'd be gone and he was a musician that had a knack for finding some vintage gear to use for himself. We were wrong. He sucks. He stole an awesome Ampeg head only to take it apart to use in a "custom" amp that he was attempting to build. To quote Chris, "he obviously didn't plug it in". The basses that he stole and sold, he spent that money on a Framus head. Good job, new-jack. Way to upgrade.

Left to right: Black Lady P.I., Lt. Chris Denny, Internet Technician Kyle Wenzel, Hottie Blonde Cop, Captain, Vince Caffiero

We found him out by him posting one of the basses on Craigslist. Then the other bass the next day under the title "Another Bass!" Ha. Both of which were ours, so we alerted the detectives investing our case. They tracked down his personal info and in 2 days, they picked him up and he is now in jail. Check it out!  (Redacted) Fuck him.

- CSI Harvest

8/09/2011

Rat Bastards.

Sometime very recent our practice space was broken into and some equipment has been stolen from it. This was very near and dear equipment and it also wasn't your everyday Guitar Center special buy.


1) 1983 Rickenbacker 4003. Yellowed/white with black binding and hardware. Well worn. The original bridge has been replaced with a hipshot replacement. Original is in the case. Case has a lizard stencil on it and a blue interior with a heart pinned to it.

2) Mesa Boogie 400+. I believe it's a 2006, currently out of production. Twelve 6L6 power section. Dual input, push/pulls, graphic EQ. Good condition.

3) QSC USA900 power amp. Black, 3 spaces, some wear.

4) Late 70's Ampeg V4. Serial number: 143529. See Chris Denny for more info.

5) Rickenbacker bass. 4001/4003 style. Black with no binding, dot inlays, chrome hardware, white pickgaurd. Case.

All in all some $6000 worth of equipment... gone. If you could please pass this along and if you hear anything or see anything please get in touch.


7/28/2011

Talking to friends in Australia about being in America...in a book.



A blogger friend of ours who has done a review of our demo, has featured us in his new zine called Slays For Days: Issue #1. If you'd like to purchase a copy to read what he has written about our dumb band, here is a link to how to snag a copy or two. Link. Berkay, the author of said zine, is a nice Aussie boy who runs that blog. He is nice, and likes our band. That's more than you have done for us lately. Buy a copy or wait till we get a couple copies for distro. Either way it's filled with stuff you didn't know about us and Australian hardcore, also our cravings for late night treats, musical tastes, and our lean toward sexual violence. Just kidding...or am I?

- Zine Harvest

7/21/2011

Show on Monday: Headless/Arm Pain/ Brazilian Dust/ Volcanic Fuckpig


Bring an acquaintance and get to know them better by throwing a tire at them. 

-Nickname Harvest